It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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