she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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