Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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