yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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