one might say we're banned from that church
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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