wake up i wanna do it froggy style
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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