I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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