Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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