what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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