I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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