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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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