I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
