you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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