Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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