I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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