If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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