Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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