she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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