I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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