Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Ladies don't puke and tell
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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