Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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