When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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