Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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