If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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