just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Semen is not good for contacts.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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