you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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