I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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