I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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