Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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