paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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