My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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