Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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