For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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