You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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