Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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