Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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