youre lurking in front of me
Me too!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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