I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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