I wanna passion pit in your ass
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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