Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
