Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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