If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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