If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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