Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Randomize
