....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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