What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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