and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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