if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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