don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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