You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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