well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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