shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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