How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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