absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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