HIV tests are more positive than that guy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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