Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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