saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i think i have herpe
just one?
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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