She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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