farters have to be the big spoon...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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