ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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